Friday, February 4, 2011

Life... as I know it!

People are crazy. I have come to realize this over my 25 wonderful years of life.

Men are even crazier than women though. Its true. Yes women are clingy (not me) and need constant affection and support... but men need it 100 times more than we do! It is rediculous.

Yes, I an into on-line dating! Yes, I have gone out with a lot og guys (most of them I have met on-line) lol. Anyways.... I meet this one guy on-line (Rob) who seemed nice and normal, cute too... I decided to go and meet him. We met at a pub near Yonge/Bloor and let me tell you that I didnt even recognize the douche! Are you f-ing kidding me buddy?

He was at least 60lbs bigger than he was in his pictures. When I asked him how old his pictures are, he told me they were taken in 1998.... WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Anyways, I tried to hold in my non-existant facial filter..... it must have worked. We went to the bar and I immediately ordered a double! LEt me tell you... I sucked that drink back like it was the last supper!

I left the pub and got on the subway to go home. By the time I got home (takes me about 12 minutes) I had 7 missed calls from this moron as well as about 11 text messages! Can anyone say stalker?

This is not the only time this has happened to me though.... men are crazy... but whats even more crazy are the men I meet through on-line dating.....

Until next time....


  1. Men and women are both crazy, and I think what your story really might be saying is that people you meet online are the craziest lol. Good post, following.

  2. Hi Jimmy Beats! I have not heard too many crazy stroies about girls on-line. I'm into guys so I have to base my opinion on what other guys tell me about these girls on-line. I have really only heard that girls on-line like to send nudie photos of themselves to guys.... that doesnt sound like it a bad thing. If I were a guy or interested in girls I dont think I would be complaining.

  3. Wow, I had a similar experience once. I won't talk about it, but it was similar. Creepy. Uber creepy. Have you tried speed dating? I suggest you don't.